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The Legend of Snow

2024-04-19T03:25:32Z

JoshTheJester13: /* Current life */

[[image:newsnowsfacehere.png]] 
As recounted by [[User:Zehith|Zehith]] 
Please note that this is a joke amongst the group and none of this is real so please take it as such.
 Snow's full permission was given.
==Early Life==
Greginald "Daddy" James McSnowson, better known as Snow or Totem, was born in the year of our lord Bones 6969.
Snow was born to parents John and Suzie Amongus. As a child, he always dreamt of bigger and greater things, such as becoming the Fortnite bus driver, or getting on the hit new tv show "Fall Guys" as a bean.
However, due to the influence of his family, he was forced into college as a software programmer. The hardest part of college was the requirement to wear the programmer socks and a short skirt, but Snow held onto his sense of self and masculinity. He would only have to wear them in college, and that was as much as he could tolerate. When graduation day came along, he was handed his diploma and a golden pair of programmer socks, and finally left the secret cult of femboys that the college was a front for.
After graduation, Snow was fed up with his old life and decided to search for a place to begin a new. He stumbled upon an ad, speaking of a group in the remote out in the Mondo Mountain range, where everyone was welcomed. With only a few euros in his pocket, he set out with the dream of finally being accepted for his true self, and not for what anyone else wanted him to be. Maybe, just maybe, he could become the balloon carrying bus driver he always dreamed he would be. Upon arrival at the GPS coordinates stated in the ad, a huge city laid out in front of him known simply as "Mondo City." Snow recalls feeling so small amongst the towering skyscrapers, wondering if he'd been mistaken coming here. What confused him more was how such a huge magnificent city wasn't on any map. How was this place so hidden away from sight? But it was quickly forgotten, for the citizens of Mondo City took notice of him and welcomed him with open arms. And from that moment, he never looked back.

==Current life==
As of today, Snow still lives happily in Mondo City. His current occupations include being a sockless programmer, Gucci gang member, a father, a secret foot lover, and a high rated OnlyFans content creator.
Snow recalls that he initially was afraid starting an OnlyFans would ruin his reputation, but came to find that the people of Mondo City love him and all of his assets. He became a high rated creator in only two days and currently is carrying OF away from bankruptcy alone. He still struggles with people attempting to force the programmer sock on him, but stays adamant that they aren't for him. Snow tends to become the butt of many jokes by his friends, and can sometimes be found receiving "steppies", or being dragged around with a leash. The possibilities are endless, but so is the love he receives from his friends. He is practitioner of the Bones 'n Beans religion, and is currently a level three warlock of said group.

Snow has a tendency to make comments that could be taken as tax related, much to the joy of both Rekka and Noah, but majority Rekka. Due to this, he gets chased around quite a lot for some of the things he says. It is unclear if he will ever learn to think how perverted something could come off before speaking, but for now it seems like he hasn't. It leaves all the more fun to the group.

==Family==
As of current, Snow is the father of [[User:Zehith|Zehith]]. He retells the tale that the lord and savior Bones impregnated him like God to Mary, via steppies, and that was the origin of Zehith's birth. Even going so far to say that Zehith is apparently the Jesus of Bones' religion, but some believe that this blasphemy. Only our lord Bones knows the truth. It has also been confirmed that Zehith and Pandaniel are both pregnant with Snow's baby. Some speculate that Snow might strike again, and plans to create a force of slave labor to run a theme park in his honor. Only time will tell.

==Trivia==
*Snow received the his lore name when Noah, Bones, Renon, Eevyyy, and Keanu last visited The Silent Hill 2 map.
**This is also how it was decided he was both Noah's father and Baby daddy.
** January 7th 2023 - Snow changed Greg to Greginald in front of Noah, Mondo, and Bones. It is lore now. Thank you Snow for the contribution to your lore.
** In a VC on January 7th 2023, Snow informed the group that Noah was conceived through immaculate conception via Bones. He also said that Noah is the Jesus of this story. Noah and Bones were there and can confirm it. As of Jan 10th, he has since added that Bones steppied Noah into him.
**Snow also pointed out feet during the expedition and it was decided that Silent Hill appeared to the group due to Snow repressing his love of feet.
*Snow is the pervert of Gucchi Gang for praising two giant statues of women with huge honkers during vket.
**This was also when he was decided to have an onlyfans.
*Snow seemed initially to be going down the femboy pipeline, then took a sudden turn to booth avatars, and now has since made a sharp right to editing booth and gumroad pieces together for his avatar.
*Snow is a firm believer in any and all butts are good, no matter the gender.
**This comment can be confirmed by both Rekka and Noah, as they have both been present numerous times for it.
*One time Snow felt the need to inform everyone that he peed in the corner of his room as a child for some reason. He alwso was apparently a child arsonist. This man has too many crazy childhood shit.
*He rly likes mixing corn beef with heinz loops and must be stopped at all costs.

The Legend of Snow

2024-04-19T03:24:01Z

JoshTheJester13: /* Early Life */

[[image:newsnowsfacehere.png]] 
As recounted by [[User:Zehith|Zehith]] 
Please note that this is a joke amongst the group and none of this is real so please take it as such.
 Snow's full permission was given.
==Early Life==
Greginald "Daddy" James McSnowson, better known as Snow or Totem, was born in the year of our lord Bones 6969.
Snow was born to parents John and Suzie Amongus. As a child, he always dreamt of bigger and greater things, such as becoming the Fortnite bus driver, or getting on the hit new tv show "Fall Guys" as a bean.
However, due to the influence of his family, he was forced into college as a software programmer. The hardest part of college was the requirement to wear the programmer socks and a short skirt, but Snow held onto his sense of self and masculinity. He would only have to wear them in college, and that was as much as he could tolerate. When graduation day came along, he was handed his diploma and a golden pair of programmer socks, and finally left the secret cult of femboys that the college was a front for.
After graduation, Snow was fed up with his old life and decided to search for a place to begin a new. He stumbled upon an ad, speaking of a group in the remote out in the Mondo Mountain range, where everyone was welcomed. With only a few euros in his pocket, he set out with the dream of finally being accepted for his true self, and not for what anyone else wanted him to be. Maybe, just maybe, he could become the balloon carrying bus driver he always dreamed he would be. Upon arrival at the GPS coordinates stated in the ad, a huge city laid out in front of him known simply as "Mondo City." Snow recalls feeling so small amongst the towering skyscrapers, wondering if he'd been mistaken coming here. What confused him more was how such a huge magnificent city wasn't on any map. How was this place so hidden away from sight? But it was quickly forgotten, for the citizens of Mondo City took notice of him and welcomed him with open arms. And from that moment, he never looked back.

==Current life==
As of today, Snow still lives happily in Mondo City. His current occupations include being a sockless programmer, Gucci gang member, a father, a secret foot lover, and a high rated onlyfans content creator.
Snow recalls that he initally was afraid starting onlyfans would ruin his reputation, but came to find that the people of Mondo City love him and all of his assets. He became a high rated creator in only two days and currently is carrying OF away from bankruptcy alone. He still struggles with people attempting to force the programmer sock on him, but stays adament that they aren't for him. Snow tends to become the butt of many jokes by his friends, and can sometimes be found receiving "steppies", or being dragged around with a leash. The possibilities are endless, but so is the love he receives from his friends. He is practicioner of the Bones 'n Beans religion, and is currently a level three warlock of said group.

Snow has a tendency to make comments that could be taken as tax related, much to the joy of both Rekka and Noah, but majority Rekka. Due to this, he gets chased around quite a lot for some of the things he says. It is unclear if he will ever learn to think how perverted something could come off before speaking, but for now it seems like he hasn't. It leaves all the more fun to the group.
==Family==
As of current, Snow is the father of [[User:Zehith|Zehith]]. He retells the tale that the lord and savior Bones impregnated him like God to Mary, via steppies, and that was the origin of Zehith's birth. Even going so far to say that Zehith is apparently the Jesus of Bones' religion, but some believe that this blasphemy. Only our lord Bones knows the truth. It has also been confirmed that Zehith and Pandaniel are both pregnant with Snow's baby. Some speculate that Snow might strike again, and plans to create a force of slave labor to run a theme park in his honor. Only time will tell.

==Trivia==
*Snow received the his lore name when Noah, Bones, Renon, Eevyyy, and Keanu last visited The Silent Hill 2 map.
**This is also how it was decided he was both Noah's father and Baby daddy.
** January 7th 2023 - Snow changed Greg to Greginald in front of Noah, Mondo, and Bones. It is lore now. Thank you Snow for the contribution to your lore.
** In a VC on January 7th 2023, Snow informed the group that Noah was conceived through immaculate conception via Bones. He also said that Noah is the Jesus of this story. Noah and Bones were there and can confirm it. As of Jan 10th, he has since added that Bones steppied Noah into him.
**Snow also pointed out feet during the expedition and it was decided that Silent Hill appeared to the group due to Snow repressing his love of feet.
*Snow is the pervert of Gucchi Gang for praising two giant statues of women with huge honkers during vket.
**This was also when he was decided to have an onlyfans.
*Snow seemed initially to be going down the femboy pipeline, then took a sudden turn to booth avatars, and now has since made a sharp right to editing booth and gumroad pieces together for his avatar.
*Snow is a firm believer in any and all butts are good, no matter the gender.
**This comment can be confirmed by both Rekka and Noah, as they have both been present numerous times for it.
*One time Snow felt the need to inform everyone that he peed in the corner of his room as a child for some reason. He alwso was apparently a child arsonist. This man has too many crazy childhood shit.
*He rly likes mixing corn beef with heinz loops and must be stopped at all costs.

The Book of Bones

2024-04-19T03:21:42Z

JoshTheJester13: /* Prominent Clergy */

=The Book of Bones=
As initially recounted by [[User:Zehith]]
 This is a joke within the group and please take it as such.

In the beginning, there was but a void of darkness. Neither stars nor the planets that we know of today existed in this land. Everything stood still and in silence for what seemed an eternity.
It was with a sudden flash that a black and white Rexouium suddenly appeared, dawning an ornate robe of black silk, with a strange tight necklace around his neck, with a metal plate that read "Bones."
He took it upon himself to survey the vast void, never finding a single ounce of land to rest. It was unlike the dimension that he'd come from, full of greenry and rolling hills, and it brought him a deep sadness.
 How could this dimension be so lacking of anything?
 It was then that he decided to take it upon himself to bring light and life into this world. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a can of beans. At first, the lord Bones placed some beans out, and made the decision to treat them differently. One he set on fire, another he placed a ring around, and yet another he dusted, with what we would later come to know as doritos powder, onto. He created 7 special planets from beans, and then came upon the last one. He decided to water it ever so slowly, and gently. The bean sprouted into a lush green land, with the rolling hills that reminded our lord Bones of his home. He decided to name this planet "Earth." With the rest of the beans he had left, he created the stars, moons, and all the rest of what we know now as space. He took a moment to survey his work, and decided to throw away the things he didn't like into what we would later call the black hole.
 In time, some parts of the Earth changed and different climates began to form. The Lord shrunk himself down to take a look around the land and decided to allow for the path that the Earth had decided for itself. In time, he watched trees grow, the rivers flow, and little beans that began to sprout and grow into all the living beings that inhabit the land now. Some looked more like our Lord than others, but it only made him happy to see so much diversity. After all, we all belong here, no matter who we are. For this is what our lord Bones has wanted for us.

 With time, our Lord settled down in what we would later call the Mondo Mountain range, and helped the people build the city of Mondo. There lies his great temple, where his people grow the beans of our birth, and welcome all those in need of a place to stay.

=Promenent Clergy=
==Our lord and savior, Bones==
[[image:ourlordandsaviorbones.png|right|200px]]
Our lord, whomst brought the universe from his pocket.
 As time has progressed, Lord Bones has taken it upon himself to caste away his silken robe and instead dawn a silken crop top and skirt so that he may show his people that he is no different than them.
He is a man of few words, but always brings the best of vibes during events. He tends to always take part in whatever the group is up to, but be wary if a tazer exists in the world. He loves to take photos in VRChat and find new amazing worlds to share with all of us.
We love him very much and he is our most sacred treasure.
 (Bones, thank you so much for being here down to clown and hang out. I, Noah, mean this full heartedly and seriously, that you're always a blast to be with. Just wanted to add that in, now back to the funnies)

==The High Priestest, Mondo==
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The founding member of our religion, as well as mayor of Mondo City. She has shown us the truth of the universe and our birth, reminding us that our lord is always watching us.

=This page is under construction=
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(Edit by Snow Totem)