The Legend of Snow

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As recounted by Zehith
Please note that this is a joke amongst the group and none of this is real so please take it as such.
Snow's full permission was given.

Early Life

Greginald "Daddy" James McSnowson, better known as Snow or Totem, was born in the year of our lord Bones 6969. Snow was born to parents John and Suzie Amongus. As a child, he always dreamt of bigger and greater things, such as becoming the Fortnite bus driver, or getting on the hit new tv show "Fall Guys" as a bean. However, due to the influence of his family, he was forced into college as a software programmer. The hardest part of college was the requirement to wear the programmer socks and a short skirt, but Snow held onto his sense of self and masculinity. He would only have to wear them in college, and that was as much as he could tolerate. When graduation day came along, he was handed his diploma and a golden pair of programmer socks, and finally left the secret cult of femboys that the college was a front for. After graduation, Snow was fed up with his old life and decided to search for a place to begin a new. He stumbled upon an ad, speaking of a group in the remote out in the Mondo Mountain range, where everyone was welcomed. With only a few euros in his pocket, he set out with the dream of finally being accepted for his true self, and not for what anyone else wanted him to be. Maybe, just maybe, he could become the balloon carrying bus driver he always dreamed he would be. Upon arrival at the GPS coordinates stated in the ad, a huge city laid out in front of him known simply as "Mondo City." Snow recalls feeling so small amongst the towering skyscrapers, wondering if he'd been mistaken coming here. What confused him more was how such a huge magnificent city wasn't on any map. How was this place so hidden away from sight? But it was quickly forgotten, for the citizens of Mondo City took notice of him and welcomed him with open arms. And from that moment, he never looked back.

Current life

As of today, Snow still lives happily in Mondo City. His current occupations include being a sockless programmer, Gucci gang member, a father, a secret foot lover, and a high rated OnlyFans content creator. Snow recalls that he initially was afraid starting an OnlyFans would ruin his reputation, but came to find that the people of Mondo City love him and all of his assets. He became a high rated creator in only two days and currently is carrying OF away from bankruptcy alone. He still struggles with people attempting to force the programmer sock on him, but stays adamant that they aren't for him. Snow tends to become the butt of many jokes by his friends, and can sometimes be found receiving "steppies", or being dragged around with a leash. The possibilities are endless, but so is the love he receives from his friends. He is practitioner of the Bones 'n Beans religion, and is currently a level three warlock of said group.

Snow has a tendency to make comments that could be taken as tax related, much to the joy of both Rekka and Noah, but majority Rekka. Due to this, he gets chased around quite a lot for some of the things he says. It is unclear if he will ever learn to think how perverted something could come off before speaking, but for now it seems like he hasn't. It leaves all the more fun to the group.

Family

As of current, Snow is the father of Zehith. He retells the tale that the lord and savior Bones impregnated him like God to Mary, via steppies, and that was the origin of Zehith's birth. Even going so far to say that Zehith is apparently the Jesus of Bones' religion, but some believe that this blasphemy. Only our lord Bones knows the truth. It has also been confirmed that Zehith and Pandaniel are both pregnant with Snow's baby. Some speculate that Snow might strike again, and plans to create a force of slave labor to run a theme park in his honor. Only time will tell.

Trivia

  • Snow received the his lore name when Noah, Bones, Renon, Eevyyy, and Keanu last visited The Silent Hill 2 map.
    • This is also how it was decided he was both Noah's father and Baby daddy.
    • January 7th 2023 - Snow changed Greg to Greginald in front of Noah, Mondo, and Bones. It is lore now. Thank you Snow for the contribution to your lore.
    • In a VC on January 7th 2023, Snow informed the group that Noah was conceived through immaculate conception via Bones. He also said that Noah is the Jesus of this story. Noah and Bones were there and can confirm it. As of Jan 10th, he has since added that Bones steppied Noah into him.
    • Snow also pointed out feet during the expedition and it was decided that Silent Hill appeared to the group due to Snow repressing his love of feet.
  • Snow is the pervert of Gucchi Gang for praising two giant statues of women with huge honkers during vket.
    • This was also when he was decided to have an onlyfans.
  • Snow seemed initially to be going down the femboy pipeline, then took a sudden turn to booth avatars, and now has since made a sharp right to editing booth and gumroad pieces together for his avatar.
  • Snow is a firm believer in any and all butts are good, no matter the gender.
    • This comment can be confirmed by both Rekka and Noah, as they have both been present numerous times for it.
  • One time Snow felt the need to inform everyone that he peed in the corner of his room as a child for some reason. He alwso was apparently a child arsonist. This man has too many crazy childhood shit.
  • He rly likes mixing corn beef with heinz loops and must be stopped at all costs.