The Book of Bones

The Book of Bones

As initially recounted by User:Zehith
This is a joke within the group and please take it as such.

In the beginning, there was but a void of darkness. Neither stars nor the planets that we know of today existed in this land. Everything stood still and in silence for what seemed an eternity. It was with a sudden flash that a black and white Rexouium suddenly appeared, dawning an ornate robe of black silk, with a strange tight necklace around his neck, with a metal plate that read "Bones." He took it upon himself to survey the vast void, never finding a single ounce of land to rest. It was unlike the dimension that he'd come from, full of greenry and rolling hills, and it brought him a deep sadness.
How could this dimension be so lacking of anything?
It was then that he decided to take it upon himself to bring light and life into this world. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a can of beans. At first, the lord Bones placed some beans out, and made the decision to treat them differently. One he set on fire, another he placed a ring around, and yet another he dusted, with what we would later come to know as doritos powder, onto. He created 7 special planets from beans, and then came upon the last one. He decided to water it ever so slowly, and gently. The bean sprouted into a lush green land, with the rolling hills that reminded our lord Bones of his home. He decided to name this planet "Earth." With the rest of the beans he had left, he created the stars, moons, and all the rest of what we know now as space. He took a moment to survey his work, and decided to throw away the things he didn't like into what we would later call the black hole.
In time, some parts of the Earth changed and different climates began to form. The Lord shrunk himself down to take a look around the land and decided to allow for the path that the Earth had decided for itself. In time, he watched trees grow, the rivers flow, and little beans that began to sprout and grow into all the living beings that inhabit the land now. Some looked more like our Lord than others, but it only made him happy to see so much diversity. After all, we all belong here, no matter who we are. For this is what our lord Bones has wanted for us.

With time, our Lord settled down in what we would later call the Mondo Mountain range, and helped the people build the city of Mondo. There lies his great temple, where his people grow the beans of our birth, and welcome all those in need of a place to stay.

Promenent Clergy

Our lord and savior, Bones

Our lord, whomst brought the universe from his pocket.
As time has progressed, Lord Bones has taken it upon himself to caste away his silken robe and instead dawn a silken crop top and skirt so that he may show his people that he is no different than them. He is a man of few words, but always brings the best of vibes during events. He tends to always take part in whatever the group is up to, but be wary if a tazer exists in the world. He loves to take photos in VRChat and find new amazing worlds to share with all of us. We love him very much and he is our most sacred treasure.
(Bones, thank you so much for being here down to clown and hang out. I, Noah, mean this full heartedly and seriously, that you're always a blast to be with. Just wanted to add that in, now back to the funnies)

The High Priestest, Mondo

The founding member of our religion, as well as mayor of Mondo City. She has shown us the truth of the universe and our birth, reminding us that our lord is always watching us.

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