Lore

Mini Sagas

Jade

A young child who forced himself into the unicorn world during an early meetup. He said he was apples friend when she was afk. He started going on about inappropriate questions, and Mondo didn't want to kick apples friend. Then Apple asked if they could be kicked. Cue Mondos confusion. Turns out, they were not only a small inappropriate child. They were a lying small inappropriate child. He was booted, and we resumed happy fun times.

The Nooting

One night, we all dressed as Pengus and went and noot'd the black cat. We nooted ex-president trump until he was too scared and ran away.

The Glub Glub Brothers

Another night, we became a disgusting blob monster, courtesty of Sera. Mondo noted it looked like a mutated chicken nugget. Then we invaded a McDonalds and proceeded to "GLUB GLUB" everyone in there. Some of them became GLUB GLUB brothers too. Then we went through the drive through and ordered nuggets like the cannibals we are.

Purple Team vs Blue Team

Purple team has the biggest dick, one singular huge dick... and blue team has the smallest dicks. Green has no dick, and red has average dick.

Rabbit Hole Doritos

Your favorite flavor of doritos better be RABBIT HOLE! Because that's what rain said his favorite flavor was! see clip

The Great Donut Debate

The majority of people like glazed donuts. Why? WHY? When you could have chocolate!?

That Zoomer Word We Dont say

If you say it, you will be muted in discord.

We Don't Measure By Nemu

Auran glitched and his audio repeated constantly, but we didnt know it was a glitch, we thought he was trolling. see clip

The Great Cloudflare Outage of 6/21/22

SirPugALot issued cloudlfare a ransom for 30 pizzas. If they were not to be delivered, he would DDOS them. They did not, and SirPugALot DDOS'd Cloudflare, shutting down Grindr, LoL, and Minecraft Hypixel. Werner was pleased that LoL was shutdown, if only temporarily. In our despair, we went into a chatroom and watched Scarlet play Roblox. (For legal reasons, pls note this is satire and SirPlugALot did not actually do this.)

Origin Story

"This Community: In the name of Whitey Whiteface, all who defy the tyranny of Seal's Karan Obsession shall be subjected to ham torture while Mal sings "What is Love" while Mutant swamp kitties beat them with babies, and Salam is MIA in Abyss Dungeon 5. HioWang shall destroy world with ANCIENT EGYPTION LASER BEAMS as Fuz does unspeakable things to Fallen Amelie's Stapler. However none shall be beyond the power of the assless chaps upon the third eyelash of the preeti-est moose of all of Thannatoaster land of a Bad Romance. Mondo DOESN'T WANNA BE FRIENDS with a LOLBox containing a shield of hitting Elks with shovels. And none shall escape the almighty power of the rainbow whip or the rainbow trout whip for it throws Prinnys in every direction while your Crazy Aunt Gertrude passes out in an Italian Bathtub made out of nab brand censor bars while Kia KISSED A TREE AND LIKED IT but it turns out it was a shaved oily howler monkey. Mal pulls Seal's rip cord for Sumo suit turning her into an instant Inflate-a-cat full of Grape jelly from Bookstore's Nurse Nyxx equipment while everyone asks for itens stealing ladyrudahbr's spleen and kidneys. The powers of the Millenium puzzle transform Kia into Daev as Shoppeh plans to reclaim her eternal lurv of Aunt Gertrude while kiaxdaevxsalamxsealxfuzeexnikexmondoxwhitefacexmalxmal2xlexxiaxStripeyxhiowang fanfics are spread all across Bokki Nigeria will Kitty faces destroy half of mega bank with the power of 3D Circles of Bearded Nuns in a Love Shack made of Ke$ha's glitter tacos. But None shall have the power of the Watermelon blades in Nutella wielded by LESBIAN SHEEPEHS beating eachother to death then giving cpr (with tounge)

That's the short version of what this community has meant to me, its nice to know that these memories are just a few click sand keys away, as well as new ones to be made" -Kia

StCowen

He is sportsdad. Please sports with him.