Rules

Intro

First off - Please dont be afraid of these rules. They aren't your typical boring stupid lame rules. They're fun to read :3

How Can I help?

• If you see any rules that are outdated or need to be added/changed, please do so.
• Staff cannot be online 100% of the time. We rely on regular members to help keep everyone in check too. If you, as a member, spot anything MALICIOUS going on, please take screenshots/recordings, and report to us.

Rules TL;DR

• 0.) You can do (basically) anything you want as long as you're not malicious. Use what common sense should be! 😉
• 1.) DONT BE A MALICIOUS DICK, ONLY A NICE DICK AND/OR NON-DICK
• 2.) LOVE AND/OR TOLERATE AND/OR IGNORE EVERYONE :3 (We're all adults. Dont start -OR- contribute to issues. It takes 2 to tango. If someone is bothering you, say "NO THANKS!")
• 3.) Have all the fun (or else)

📐GENERALLY PAINLESS RULES TL:R

• 🚫⛪️🐘🐴👨‍⚖️🚫0.) The only HARD nono is politics & religion & scandals & controversial subjects outside of pineapple-on-pizza which is not controversial.. Yes they are important. Just like your grandmas famous ham & coleslaw recipe, there is a time and place for them, but this server is not it. Our culture is focused on smiles, lulz, and a place to destress after a hard day with the normies. You are welcome to dm eachother any subject at any time, provided consent is given. If you would like access to a politics server, please ask Mondo. If you are unsure if something is political, please ask Mondo.

• 🚫👿1.) DONT BE A MALICIOUS DICK. Be a considerate non-dick. As for snarky jokes and sarcasm, a good general rule is that they're not okay with someone you're not close to, but if the other person knows OBVIOUSLY 100% that you don't mean it, that joke can become funny because they know it's the opposite of what you think. (ɪɴ ᴀʀᴛ ꜱᴄʜᴏᴏʟ, ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴛᴀᴜɢʜᴛ ᴜꜱ, ꜰᴏʀ ᴇxᴀᴍᴘʟᴇ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴏꜰꜰ-ᴄᴇɴᴛᴇʀ ᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴅᴇꜱɪɢɴ ᴄʜᴏɪᴄᴇ, ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ɪᴛꜱ ᴏʙᴠɪᴏᴜꜱʟʏ 100% ᴏꜰꜰ ᴄᴇɴᴛᴇʀ, ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ꜱʟɪɢʜᴛʟʏ "ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ɪᴍ ᴀ ʙᴀᴅ ᴅᴇꜱɪɢɴᴇʀ, ꜱʟɪɢʜᴛʟʏ ᴏꜰꜰ ᴄᴇɴᴛᴇʀᴇᴅ")

• 🚫🤼‍♂️2.) We're (generally) adults. Dont start -OR- contribute to issues. Don't police eachother, try to understand eachothers point of view, and don't be afraid to say "Hey, let's not do that." Feel free to report things in #⦦►tell-us-things .

• 👍😺3.) CONTENT RATING: PLS keep it T-esque.

• 👍📝📸🔗 4.) Please try to stick to the appropriate channel for conversation. Drop links in #links, Drop pics in #pics. (ᴀᴅᴅɪɴɢ ᴀ ꜱɪɴɢʟᴇ ᴘɪᴄ ʀᴇɢᴀʀᴅɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀꜱᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ɪꜱ ᴏᴋᴀʏ ɪɴ everything🍄 , ꜰᴏʀ ᴇxᴀᴍᴘʟᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜʀᴏᴡɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴇɴᴛɪʀᴇ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ꜱQᴜɪꜱʜᴍᴀʟʟᴏᴡ ᴘɪᴄꜱ ɪɴ there ɪꜱ ɴᴏᴛ.)

• 🚫🐼5.) Do not attempt to wear Daniel's panda onesie.

More THings

🆆🅴🅻🅲🅾️🅼🅴!

I'm your dad, and you better not touch the thermostat!

We're a server of empathetic, weird, wholesome, mostly-adults who are now Mondo's children and we are here to have happy, fun, and sometimes crude times!

💯⏰ ADMIN DM POLICY:

Feel free to DM @Mondo 24/7 365. She loves to be bothered with walls of texts or cat pics or etc. This includes if she fucks up! She is constantly trying to learn and improve, and isn't perfect. Sometimes you need to kick her ass for being a dickwaffle! (and thats ok!)🧇 You wont be judged for reaching out ❤️

I CANT FIX A PROBLEM I DON'T KNOW ABOUT

1. ⦦►tell-us-things - If anything at all is wrong, tell us. If you don't communicate with us, we cannot fix anything. If you have issues communicating, please DM Mondo, but if you -refuse- to communicate with us, then that is on -you-, not us.

PLEASE READ THE PINNED POSTS IN EACH CHANNEL

They're not there for our pleasure. They're there to -help us help you-. Lots of info is in the pins and on the wiki.

💌WTF IS THE WIKI?

Where we put stuff you may want to know. Come look at it before you ask a question. http://mondocat.tv/wiki

I CANT SEE THE CHANNELS!

Please check ⟝►get-channels🚦 and ⟝►get-roles🚥 and self-assign the stuff you want to see ❤️

SOME STUFF ABOUT MONDO

Mondo is a 3X year old biological female, who feels more like a guy, but doesn't care. She is fat, shy, nervous, socially awkward as balls. She has GERD, PCOS, PTSD, Anxiety, Autism, Dysthymia, Pseudo Tumor Cerebri, and a myriad of other issues. Socially, IRL she is unfunctional. Online, Mondo has a fear of casual conversations in DMs and prefers them in group settings, but will make exceptions if you want it ^^ ❤️ ᴺᴳᴸ, ᴹᵒⁿᵈᵒ ʰᵃˢ ᵃ ᶠᵉᵃʳ ⁱⁿ ᵍᵉⁿᵉʳᵃˡ ᵒᶠ ᵍⁱʳˡˢ ˢʰᵉ ᵈᵒᵉˢⁿ'ᵗ ᵏⁿᵒʷ, ᵃⁿᵈ ⁱˢ ᵗʳʸⁱⁿᵍ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ʰᵃʳᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵒᵛᵉʳ ⁱᵗ, ᵇᵘᵗ ᵃˡˡ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍˢ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᵗⁱᵐᵉ.

Like a lot of the people in this server, she has a traumatic past, but she is an open book and willing to share her trauma, the way she has overcome some of it, the things she hasn't yet overcome, her backstory, and anything else you want to know.

Mondo cannot be offended, and that is a challenge to any of you that think you can do otherwise. She is also somewhat of a memelord. Pls give her all the memes.

She has led large communities online and in MMOs since 1998, but has been mostly-mute IRL til ~2016. She has 2 cats, Gio and Jojo. Yes that's a Jojo reference. She is shit at video games but will stream them for great lulz. She likes wholesome anime and scifi tv shows. She likes jRPGs, kMMOs, and simulation-type games, like DDR or Harvest Moon.

She went to skool for graphic design but did nothing with her degree, and it's a nice piece of paper on the wall as a testament to spending a bunch of money for no reason. She draws some of the emotes though, but prefers editing and manipulation.

She cleans manga for translation groups, and works on localizing video games to English!

She never stops trying to be more efficient, do things better, learn things more, and this is ultimately a downfall. xD

Mondo fucks up a lot, especially socially, and I urge you to DM her and (nicely) tell her she fucked up, so she can fix it. ❤️

She doesn't have a bedtime and that is dangerous.

IDK what else you want to know, but feel free to ask anything ^_^ ❤️

Why is she your dad? Cuz it sounds cool. Plus dad jokes.

✨WHAT KIND OF LEADERSHIP DOES MONDO USE?

"Hi I'm your dad and I love you with all my heart and I'm here to support you any time you need, but I recognize your need for independence, growth, and even acknowledge that sometimes you need to make your own mistakes." Or something.

She's here to attempt to put aside her biases and ensure everybody happy. Everyone is equal here. Everyone is the leader. You are adults, you don't need a babysitter, but what Mondo is, is an anchor. She trust you to do you, to be respectful and kind to your peers, but she is here if you need help.

She's literally just the monkey with the wrench. She's here to support you, not the other way around.

I WANT U TO DO SOMETHING MONDO

She literally have the memory span of a goldfish, so spam her DMs. (or put it in #⟝►suggest-a-thing.)

❤️ AND FEEL FREE TO POKE HER CONSTANTLY ABOUT IT! She will absolutely not get mad ❤️ 

EVEN MORE THINGS!

• Mondo isn't god of everything. You as a member have a right to do anything she does - including these fun activities.
  • Start, run, and host Tournaments
  • Adding more rules to the rules page
  • Updating the member list
  • Updating or adding new stuff in the wiki
  • Starting/planning/organizing events such as hide and seek, never have i ever, movie night, etc.
  • Starting a role play
  • Starting a community project
  • Organizing a community screenshot
  • Making a movie about us
  • Drawing pictures about us
• People make mistakes, even when the rules are concrete. As humans we NEED to make mistakes. If we didn't make mistakes we would all be robots (Imeanthatwouldtotallybecoolbut)
• So I WANT you to get out there! Explore yourselves and together your peers. Make mistakes! Get messy!
• In my opinion, the mature thing to do is think about the motivation behind the act before getting upset. You step on your cat's tail. Cat gets pissed, comes back 5 mins later to snuggle. Cat has forgiven you. Cat knows you didn't mean to hurt him. Should cat be pissed at you? Maybe initially, he will hiss.... But he will come back for them snuggles.
• Because society is constantly changing, and people deal with trauma in different ways, if you don't like something, you dont have to comment on it. Feel free to keep scrolling or come back later. If you ABSOLUTELY cannot talk about something, please privately dm the person and nicely explain to try to refrain from mentioning that topic. Most jokes are not meant to harm, and some people use jokes to deal with trauma. I'm fat. I do fat jokes. It's not an attack. It's how I deal with being and accepting I am fat. (For example.) Both parties can have the trauma contradicting eachother, and it can be hard to come to a middle ground there. There is unfortunately not an easy answer to this one.
• So I ask you, above all else, to realize we are all humans. We are built with flaws. And we must learn to tactfully forgive eachother for our mistakes.
• Now if someone comes up to you and is actively MALICIOUS, by all means you have the right to be pissed, but is violence the answer? If you ask me, block em and move on with your life. Life's too short and hard for dwell on the bad stuff for too long.
• It is important to dwell on the bad stuff sometimes. without it we couldn't appreciate the good stuff. :3
• Please don't talk about EXTREMELY socially controversial stuff in public. (Religion, Politics, Etc.)
• Don't start drama or contribute to it even if you didn't start it. Let it go.
• We love randomness!

  

• Our purpose is to chat and have fun. Not only about our characters in game, but about our real lives. Tell us "useless" things such as what you had for lunch, what your horoscope says about today, how your dad licked a jeep yesterday, when your cat puked on the floor and your brother stepped in it, etc.
• The main language is English. If you need help learning English we might be able to help!
• We focus on love and kindness. Come into the community seeking/giving/accepting the love of friendship.
• We love jokes, and sometimes they go into grey areas. If something is in a gray area, feel free to ignore it. If something is -particularly- upsetting to you, and you deal with it by avoiding the topic, please respectfully DM the person and ask them to not go so hard on that area of jokes. PLEASE take in consideration, that some people deal with trauma by joking about it. Noone's trauma is worse than others. This is a really hard rule to make because I want everyone to feel free and open, regardless of their ways of dealing with trauma. Please try to be flexible and considerate about this.
• Bad days happen. It doesn't make you a bad person. Sometimes all you need is a hug and a "sorry" :) *snuggs*
• Be courteous. If you know a subject upsets someone, try not to talk about it while they are online.
• Don't upset others. Before you hit enter, re-read your sentence. Think about "Could this be misinterpreted?" If the answer is yes, don't hit enter.
• Respect legit wishes. If someone asks you to stop talking about something... please stop.
• Don't spam useless crap.
• If you have the type of personality that absolutely can NOT let things go without a fight, please sign off, and come back on later when you are calm.
• Drama is not allowed.
• No throwing prinnies, d00d.
• Mondo doesn't help anyone ever, because she's MEAN, EVIL, AND CRUNCHY.
• If you think you're being ignored, please ask again. Sometimes messages get missed.
• Our chats are random, sometimes making no sense, sometimes involve random Pokemon or Power Ranger battles. If you can't deal with mature, adult insanity, then you will probably not like this community.
• Recognize miscommunication happens. Forgive and forget <3
• You are allowed to demand pancakes and dinosaur chicken nuggies
• Throwing a bucket of protons on top of your negative comments will NOT make them less negative!
• All your base are belong to mudkipz.
• If you tell a spoiler about things, I WILL SLAP YOU MYSELF. IF YOU WANT TO DISCUSS ANYTHNIG THAT SPOILS ANYTHING, BRING IT TO DM! >:OOOO OTHERWISE SNAPE WILL KILL HARRY WITH DOBBYS SOCK, AND THENS SOMEONE WILL BE ANGRY.
• Rules are subject to change
• This page will self destruct