The Legend of Snow

As recounted by Zehith
Please note that this is a joke amongst the group and none of this is real so please take it as such.
Snow's full permission was given.

Early Life

Greg "Daddy" James McSnowson, better known as Snow or Totem, was born in the year of our lord Bones 6969. Snow was born to parents John and Suzie Amongus. As a child, he always dreamt of bigger and greater things, such as becoming the Fortnite bus driver, or getting on the hit new tv show "Fall Guys" as a bean. However, due to the influence of his family, he was forced into college as a software programmer. The hardest part of college was the requirement to wear the programmer socks and a short skirt, but Snow held onto his sense of self and masculinity. He would only have to wear them in college, and that was as much as he could tolerate. When graduation day came along, he was handed his diploma and a golden pair of programmer socks, and finally left the secret cult of femboys that the college was a front for. After graduation, Snow was fed up with his old life and decided to search for a place to begin a new. He stumbled upon an ad, speaking of a group in the remote out in the Mondo Mountain range, where everyone was welcomed. With only a few euros in his pocket, he set out with the dream of finally being accepted. Maybe, just maybe, he could become to balloon carriyng bus driver he always dreamed he would be. Upon arrival to the GPS corrdinates stated in the ad, a huge city laid out in front of him known simply as "Mondo City." Snow recalls feeling so small amongst the towering sky scrapers, wondering if he'd been mistaken coming here. What confused him more was how such a huge magnificent city wasn't on any map. How was this place so hidden away from sight? But it was quickly forgetten, for the citizens of Mondo City took notice of him and welcomed him with open arms. And from that moment, he never looked back.

Current life

As of today, Snow still lives happily in Mondo City. His current occupations include being a sockless programmer, Gucci gang member, a father, a secret foot lover, and a high rated onlyfans content creator. Snow recalls that he initally was afraid starting onlyfans would ruin his reputation, but came to find that the people of Mondo City love him and all of his assets. He became a high rated creator in only two days and currently is carrying OF away from bankruptcy alone. He still struggles with people attempting to force the programmer sock on him, but stays adament that they aren't for him. Snow tends to become the butt of many jokes by his friends, and can sometimes be found receiving "steppies", or being dragged around with a leash. The possibilities are endless, but so is the love he receives from his friends. He is practicioner of the Bones 'n Beans religion, and is currently a level three warlock of said group.

Snow has a tendency to make comments that could be taken as tax related, much to the joy of both Rekka and Noah, but majority Rekka. Due to this, he gets chased around quite a lot for some of the things he says. It is unclear if he will ever learn to think how perverted something could come off before speaking, but for now it seems like he hasn't. It leaves all the more fun to the group.

Family

As of current, Snow is the father of Zehith. Despite his attempts at being careful, he current has two more children on the way, via Zehith and PanDaniel. He promises to be more careful next time, but only time will tell whether he's telling the truth or not. Some theorize he plans to create tons of children and make them run a theme park in his honor while he rakes in all the bucks, but it is only speculation.

Trivia

• Snow received the his lore name when Noah, Bones, Renon, Eevyyy, and Keanu last visited The Silent Hill 2 map.
  • This is also how it was decided he was both Noah's father and Baby daddy.
  • Snow also pointed out feet during the expedition and it was decided that Silent Hill appeared to the group due to Snow repressing his love of feet.
• Snow is the pervert of Gucchi Gang for praising two giant statues of women with huge honkers during vket.
  • This was also when he was decided to have an onlyfans.
• Snow seemed initially to be going down the femboy pipeline, then took a sudden turn to booth avatars, and now has since made a sharp right to editing booth and gumroad pieces together for his avatar.
  • We have been waiting 100 years now to see this avatar of his, and as of now, some say it's only a myth passed down in oral tradition.
• Snow is a firm believer in any and all butts are good, no matter the gender.
  • This comment can be confirmed by both Rekka and Noah, as they have both been present numerous times for it.